The Giant Gila Monster (16mm)

“LAUGH, CHILDREN, LAUGH!” HOT RODS, squeaky clean ROCK ‘N’ ROLL and 30-year-old TEENAGERS combine with NITROGLYCERINE, an EARNEST LITTLE GIRL with polio and standard small town SEXUAL REPRESSION to stir up a ferocious embodiment of LIBIDINAL DESIRE in the form of the titular GIANT GILA MONSTER! The sights and sounds of singing and dancing, cornball jokes, adult drunks, compellingly bland exposition and looming lizard closeups will be burned savagely upon the brain of anyone BRAVE ENOUGH to watch this low-rent GIANT LIZARD CLASSIC on 16mm CELLULOID! “How large the dreaded GILA MONSTER grows– no man can say!” Come find out for yourself… if you DARE! The feature will be preceded by a slew of appropriately pulse-pounding ‘50s B-movie trailers.